What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 12:05
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Still no good.
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
No go.
Researchers Unlock An ‘Alien’ Phenomenon Under Earth’s Largest Lithium Reserves - The Daily Galaxy
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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